aside Is There A Cure For Trumpitis And Is It Contagious?


The Urban Dictionary is asking for folks to submit their definition for the bug Trumpitis which is a strain causing the spread of anxiety and fear. The symptoms of weariness, exhaustion, temper outbreaks, mood swings to outright depression has taken hold of a large number of Americans especially those who are non supporters of the republican President Donald Trump.

As for the republican President Donald Trump’s supporters, they appear to be invigorated by this same Trumpitis influenza. Even in the sober State of Wisconsin, the president is viewed more favorably by republicans than one of its own, the U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan.

It seems like this Trumpitis affects different peoples in divergent ways. In an interview, Bruce Willis said,  “A lot of times, I’ll start off with hair, and then I’ll just shave it. Shave it down. It’s shiny you don’t have to worry about it.”

Bruce Willis is suffering from Trumpitis, he tells Jimmy Fallon
Bruce Willis suffers from Trumpitis

As per a 10/17/16 Salon Magazine report by Sarah Burris, Trumpitis is a very serious condition according to Urban Dictionary. “Most common symptoms include Oompa Loompa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O’Donnell.

Friday night (10/16/16), actor Bruce Willis revealed that he is suffering from this serious affliction on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The action star is no stranger to tragedy, after all  — he died in such an impossibly sad yet heroic way in Armageddon. And we all know what happened when he did finally die, he ended up haunting Haley Joel Osment as a little kid. It’s a harrowing fate. Willis is about to star in the Broadway show for “Misery” it is entirely possible this early onset of Trumpitis was caused by a form of method acting gone awry. Only time will tell.

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There is now a hashtag for Trumpitis:

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    Children in are off limits. People are so sick. Maybe they are suffering from

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    98 days in office – I have aged 20 yrs – petrified every single freakin day –

    2Thess2:11 delusion ergo strikes when Xtian (Rush) refuses 1Jn1:9 (see context).

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    Well, he’s already been infected with .. Only cure is prison and impeachment.. of a


    So gangsta kitty when’s our fav returning…hope their better- maybe next time will vote

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    Yes you are… I mean didn’t she drive there…why stop at a purse… 🙄

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    No,honey, only u&other carrion lie. Others mebbe fibb; but y’all LIE like breathing, just as ur false messiah.


  1. The cure for this ill is Mugwumps. A group of Republicans going over to the Democrat cap because they don’t like their own candidate as they did for Grover Cleveland. It would make a brilliant headline Trump brought down by Mugwumps.
    xxx Huge Hugs xxx

    • Dear David Prosser,

      I love the historical idea of Mugwumps. But those were different times. I wish that there were republicans who cared more about this country and its peoples than their party affiliation

      But this would make a great story line. Thanks for reminding me of this time in history.

      Ciao, Gronda

  2. Because Trumpitis is a viral infection with no know cure and a cure is not being sought, it is rumored that this disease will not be covered in tRump care! It seems that radiation poisoning resulting from attacks upon this nation from N. Korea will also not be covered due to it being considered an act of God… 😉

    • Dear Crustyolemothman;

      You are so right. One would have to pay out of pocket for any cure. I’d prefer to pass on the “Act of God” option.

      Come to think of it, right about now, we could use an “Act of God.”

      Ciao, Gronda

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